Following the widespread failure of military action in the Central African Republic, the ANC government has announced its decision to send South African politicians into the fray.
This constitutes the largest covert military operation in South African history.
"It's going to be a massive inside job," said military strategist Guy Didmisile. "We're going to destroy them from the inside."
According to Didmisile, the decision first came out when they realised the destructive potential of our politicians.
"If we look at any government sector in South Africa, you'll see chaos and devastation," he said. "In fact, I don't think we could do as much damage with all the bombs in the world."
South African politicians are the latest development in modern warfare. Fueled by Corruptium-231 (empirical formula An-C), they are highly radioactive, and fieldtests have shown their devastating capabilities, especially in very Tender areas of the battlefield. These Weapons of Mass Destruction were first developed in May 2000, and have culminated with recent developments in Project Nkandla, the largest Corruptium-core armament in human history.
Political analysts have raised concerns with the move, but Didmisile has remained adamant.
"These men and women are all too qualified to fuck up a country," he said.
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| Artist's impression of the Eastern Cape Department of Education |
One criticism was aimed at the expectation that the politicians would encounter child soldiers - an unfounded fear, said Didmisile.
"The troops were shot and attacked and beaten by the CAR 21st Infant-ry," he said. "This is a battalion that is made up of children of school-going age. Our politicians have shown all to clearly how they deal with schoolchildren. I think this kids won't know what hit them."
The decision, however, has been criticised by the international community.
"We can't allow this to happen," said a representative from the United Nations. "This isn't some small surgical strike. This will devastate an entire country - and god help us if the radiation should spread."
