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Monday, September 5, 2016

Critic slams ‘mustfall, pro-transformation movements

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Various #(Something)MustFall and pro-transformation movements were issued a scathing indictment this morning, after an Area man and member o...
Wednesday, August 24, 2016

“Hands off our users’ data” say Apple, Google to FBI. “That’s ours!”

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The FBI has been dealt a serious blow today, after Apple, Google, Twitter and Facebook banded together to take a stand against “anyone but ...
Monday, August 15, 2016

Heartbreak "a billion-dollar industry" - Financial Experts

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Has your significant other just abandoned you and utterly shattered your belief in love? Well don’t worry, because you could be giving the...
Tuesday, August 2, 2016

University celebrates Internationalism, Multiculturalism with diverse array of stereotypes

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Saying they wanted to celebrate the rich and varied heritages of their students both local and international, lecturers and staff at an area...
Saturday, July 23, 2016

USA celebrates 47-year anniversary of faking Moon Landing

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It’s another giant leap for mankind today, after the National Aeronautical and Space Agency (NASA) and the United States government celebrat...
Thursday, July 14, 2016

GIF-packed clickbait trumps One Direction listicle to cinch Pulitzer Prize

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The literary world has been left speechless, stunned, blown away, and had their lives changed forever this morning, after a gif-heavy click...
Friday, July 8, 2016

“Fuck you Mugabe” wins landslide Zim election victory

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Zimbabwean elections have been thrown into uproar today, after president of 29 years Robert Gabriel Mugabe was soundly beaten in this year’s...
Sunday, July 3, 2016

“Of course I’ll work for free” says no person ever

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Shock and awe this morning, after literally no one in human history came to you today and agreed that they would work for utterly no pay wh...
Friday, June 24, 2016

Conclusive link found between football and brain damage

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The sporting world has been dealt a scathing blow today, after scientists discovered a definite and causal link between violent contact spo...
Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Scientific link found between aviation ban and cellphones

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The aviation and mobile communications industries are all abuzz today, after scientists found conclusive proof linking cellphone use to aer...