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Saturday, July 23, 2016

USA celebrates 47-year anniversary of faking Moon Landing

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It’s another giant leap for mankind today, after the National Aeronautical and Space Agency (NASA) and the United States government celebrat...
Thursday, July 14, 2016

GIF-packed clickbait trumps One Direction listicle to cinch Pulitzer Prize

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The literary world has been left speechless, stunned, blown away, and had their lives changed forever this morning, after a gif-heavy click...
Friday, July 8, 2016

“Fuck you Mugabe” wins landslide Zim election victory

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Zimbabwean elections have been thrown into uproar today, after president of 29 years Robert Gabriel Mugabe was soundly beaten in this year’s...
Sunday, July 3, 2016

“Of course I’ll work for free” says no person ever

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Shock and awe this morning, after literally no one in human history came to you today and agreed that they would work for utterly no pay wh...
Friday, June 24, 2016

Conclusive link found between football and brain damage

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The sporting world has been dealt a scathing blow today, after scientists discovered a definite and causal link between violent contact spo...
Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Scientific link found between aviation ban and cellphones

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The aviation and mobile communications industries are all abuzz today, after scientists found conclusive proof linking cellphone use to aer...
Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Guy in Bakkie won't stop staring

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Awkwardness reigns this morning, after traveller and Honda owner Jake Henderson is reportedly stuck behind a flat-backed bakkie holding a ...
Friday, May 20, 2016

Parliament nears resolution on crucial “which superpower is the best” debate

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Weeks of arguments and rhetoric are going to pay off today, after MPs and parliamentarians announced that they are on the brink of reaching...
Thursday, May 12, 2016

Schools to introduce McDonalds courses in program

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Citing the rich potential of future employees contained within high schools' halls, fast food chain McDonald’s has today announced that...
Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Archaeologists discover ancient Greeks had “some pretty fucked up fetishes”

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The archaeological world is stunned today, after a team of scientists unearthed new evidence that proves that the ancient Greeks and Romans ...