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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Chinese spy agency awards highest honour to pedantic, finicky management team

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Local spy agencies are on damage control this morning, after the Chinese secret service awarded China’s highest honour to a group of citize...
Thursday, April 14, 2016

“My vote doesn’t even matter” say 21 million non-voters

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Expressing their belief that ballot-driven democracy is hopelessly flawed and that their one vote wouldn’t change a single thing, 21 millio...
Friday, April 8, 2016

LAXAppeal: why 197SAX is a failure

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I have mulled over writing this piece – a critical review of the infamous University of Cape Town annual rag, SAXAppeal , and its place in ...
Sunday, April 3, 2016

US Army to militarise cellphones

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After years of research and experimentation over why you’re not allowed to have your phone switched on whilst on an aeroplane, the American...
Monday, March 28, 2016

Vaccines "also cause stupidity"

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Fear is sweeping the world once more, after a scientific trial has shown conclusive evidence that vaccines cause "extreme stupidity...
Wednesday, March 23, 2016

US Presidential elections - the wackiest race of all

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Trump supporters welcome latest terror attack

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"It sucks, but hey, at least we finally have something to justify our bigotry." - Trump supporter. An area man has today welcomed...
Monday, March 21, 2016

Scientists on brink of finding autism vaccine

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We are on the edge of a better tomorrow – or so say scientists from the National Centre For Disease Control. Virologist and bacteriologists...
Thursday, March 17, 2016

Cancer caused by "that small pleasure you have" - study

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The health community has brought about controversy this morning, after a lengthy study irrefutably showed that the vast majority of cancers ...
Monday, March 14, 2016

Study finds Asian child bones may save the rhinos

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The medical research community is celebrating today, after conservation experts discovered a scientific breakthrough that could potentially...