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Saturday, November 28, 2015

They said I was crazy to try and build a spaceship that runs on toothpaste. They were right

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Pursuing your dreams isn’t easy. As any dreamer, any person who has ever followed that arduous and rocky road to your goals and desires kn...
Thursday, November 19, 2015

Vladimir Putin announces candidacy for United States Presidency

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Russian Federation President’s 2016 USA campaign promises that he’ll be “Putin you first” American voters have been left reeling today, af...
Sunday, November 15, 2015

Man in solidarity with French victims apologises for "selfish tweets, statuses"

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Citing criticisms that he “doesn’t give a crap about anyone outside of Paris” following his obligatory “#PrayForParis” tweet and Facebook ...
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Thursday, November 12, 2015

Nkandla is totally justified and necessary

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Police Minister finds that Zuma does not have to pay back any money for the “security upgrades” to his luxury hotel in KwaZulu Natal Provinc...
Tuesday, November 10, 2015

“Growing up, things were just easier and better” misremembers old man

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A wave of nostalgia is sweeping the world today, after a man – who lived through World War 2, Apartheid and the violent civil rights prote...
Saturday, November 7, 2015

Student voter torn between best friend, guy with nice poster

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Uncertainty reigns today, after a student voter is unsure whether to cast his vote for Student President in favour of his best friend, or t...
Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Instagrammer comes to blindly obvious conclusion, quits Instagram

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Gut-wrenching feelings of shock and betrayal persist today, after 18-year-old Instagrammer Tay Kasselfey came to the self-evident conclusio...
Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Alumnus pleased to see uni debate “still as divisive, toxic as ever”

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“Some things never change,” says 25-year-old with a smile as she scans the university’s Facebook page Rhodes University alumni are pleased...

Opinion: Kids these days spending too much time outdoors

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Guest Writer Johan Van Eksteen is back once more, folks, with those blistering words of truth and power that move whole crowds to cheers and...
Sunday, October 25, 2015

Historic protest “actually pretty damn boring”, says protester

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Pic by M de Klerk Disappointment abounds today, after protesters – who turned out in their hundreds expecting to face tear gas, stun gre...