To Muse and Abuse

Citing the age-old adage that “you can’t run before you’ve learnt to crawl”, the National Aeronautical Space Agency has today announced the...

True progress showed itself on Facebook today, after an innocent, inoffensive status was immediately turned into a racial and gender issue....

Haley Smith: part-time volunteer, Gender Studies graduate and saviour of the biggest country on Earth Famine, poverty, war and human rig...

Scientists are in awe today, after dieticians revealed a brand new diet that produces deep anger, stress and irritability in record time. ...

Courageous jock prevents massive mass-shooting by befriending that fucking weird fedora-wearing dipstick Eugene Falentes. Mourning and hea...

The scientific community is agog today, after breath-taking new research showed undeniable evidence that “you’re not even my real father”. ...

The philanthropic community is in uproar today, after a man reportedly donated a large sum of money to a charity organisation without filmi...

Remarkable social progress has been made today, after Capetonians and Joburgers of all walks of life set aside their differences and agreed...

A countrywide ban on smoking in bars is now a distinct possibility, after the binge-drinking community came together a unanimous front aime...

Citing fears that people can’t immediately tell he’s an gigantic arsehole, local area bouncer and gym squat rack hogger Blake “Bee-rad” Bra...