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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Hero teen saves school from disaster

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Courageous jock prevents massive mass-shooting by befriending that fucking weird fedora-wearing dipstick Eugene Falentes. Mourning and hea...
Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Shocking new study finds “you’re not even my real dad”

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The scientific community is agog today, after breath-taking new research showed undeniable evidence that “you’re not even my real father”. ...
Sunday, August 2, 2015

Man gives to charity without making elaborate viral video

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The philanthropic community is in uproar today, after a man reportedly donated a large sum of money to a charity organisation without filmi...
Friday, July 24, 2015

Other SA towns “much shittier places to live” agree Joburg, Capetown inhabitants

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Remarkable social progress has been made today, after Capetonians and Joburgers of all walks of life set aside their differences and agreed...
Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Ban unhealthy smoking in bars, say disgruntled alcoholics

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A countrywide ban on smoking in bars is now a distinct possibility, after the binge-drinking community came together a unanimous front aime...
Saturday, July 18, 2015

Local bouncer douche to get GP licence plate tattoo

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Citing fears that people can’t immediately tell he’s an gigantic arsehole, local area bouncer and gym squat rack hogger Blake “Bee-rad” Bra...
Monday, July 13, 2015

Racist shocked at friend’s overt display of liberalism

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Friends and family of a Johannesburg man have expressed disgust and shock today, after his embarrassing and brazen display of outright libe...
Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Man bravely captures other man saving child’s life on film

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A local man is being hailed as a true hero this morning, after bravely capturing cellphone video footage of another man saving a child’s li...
Friday, June 26, 2015

Study finds something that can’t be easily turned into clickbait

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Confusion abounds today, after a ten-year scientific research program found something that can’t be oversimplified or easily turned into cl...
Friday, June 12, 2015

Woman’s profile pic not fooling anyone

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A woman was declared “obviously not attractive” today, after the internet came to a general consensus that her profile picture isn’t foolin...