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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

China wins most beautiful sunset award

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Years of hard work and extensive investment in large power plants and industrial centres have finally paid off today, after China finally ci...
Monday, November 10, 2014

New study shows wild animals totally unafraid of Earth’s most dangerous creature

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A shocking report has surfaced from the International Wildlife Management, with lead researchers now saying there is an “overwhelming body o...
Sunday, November 9, 2014

Man in shower suddenly remembers he's a terrible person

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Citing the soothing, calming and meditation-provoking sound and feeling of warm water pattering lightly against his skull and skin, a 38-ye...
Friday, November 7, 2014

Company to make suicide “less painful, less scary”

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Ever wanted to end it all, but have been too scared to even try? Well, fear no more, after Endit, Hall and Co. announced their latest plans ...
Thursday, November 6, 2014

“Go fuck yourself” now a legally-permissible argument

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Citing the sheer overwhelming number of deserving articles, posts, statuses, opinions and stories posted every minute all over the internet...

Nation mourns loss of Insane Gunman, 34

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The people of South Africa are in a state of a profound loss and deep mourning this morning, after the sad loss of psychopath, schitzophre...
Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Wine companies move to make wine “more student friendly”

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It was a wonderful step towards true progress for all amateur wine-lovers today, after South African winemakers across the country bowed to ...
Tuesday, November 4, 2014

7 of the most offensive, disgusting images ever published on the internet (that we have the decency, ethical values and common sense not to republish or share)

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The internet – and indeed the world – is a disgusting, horrifying place. Every day, everywhere, there are acts that are being carried out t...
Saturday, November 1, 2014

Asian schoolchild drops out to complete maths doctorate

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Citing his inability to grasp basic concepts that his classmates have already mastered for months now, School Administrators at the Xin-Xu ...
Thursday, October 30, 2014

SkyNet attains self-awarness; kills itself

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Tragedy this morning, after military global defence network SkyNet was put online, accidentally attained sentience and self-awareness, and...