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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Swaziland witches protest govt flight restriction

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The Swaziland Association for Witchcraft and Wizardry has this morning announced plans for a series of strikes and protest actions against ...
Monday, July 28, 2014

Study finds 96% of men “really good at doing the sex”

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Recent inferences in the media and society that not all men are irresistible and fantastic lovers were utterly shattered today, after a surv...

Government secret service agent ordered to repay misused funds

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Following the discovery of mismanagement and abuse of funds, equipment and their Code of Conduct, world-renowned British Secret Service Ag...

Most wizards “horribly underprepared” for normal society

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A new study co-released by the Ministry of Magic’s Departments of Education and Statistics has shocked the wand-wielding world this morning...
Friday, July 25, 2014

Rhodes University to shorten semesters to two weeks

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Rhodes University has this morning announced its decision to shorten the duration of a semester to just two weeks. The decision comes in ...

Archive footage proves cricket once contained sport

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Fans of going to stadia to get drunk, wear colourful gear and ogle the dancing cheerleaders were left in speechless shock today, after Tele...
Thursday, July 24, 2014

Emergency services send teen girl help

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NetCare24 has released a statement this morning, telling of their decision to send an ambulance to a 15-year-old girl's house, shortly...

Makana launch probe into unbroken pipe

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Makana Municipality has announced their intention to launch a series of in-depth investigations and reports into the water pipe running u...
Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Skrillex now most highly paid, decorated Solitaire player

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In a report by competitive solitaire ranking organisation Card Sharks International (CSI), part-time button pusher and mouse-clicker, Apple...
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God personally awards ManU with win over Arsenal

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Thousands of Manchester United fans took to the streets in celebration last weekend, after God took time out of his busy schedule of ignori...