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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Jac labs user crashes the internet

A Rhodes University student working late at night in the Jacaranda labs has crashed the entire internet, says Head of the Information Techno...

Monday, March 18, 2013

Magistrates go on strike; police to pick up slack

Magistrates across the country went on strike today, in a class-wide move aimed at increasing their pay, says head of the Union of Magis...

Friday, March 15, 2013

"Education a terrible idea" - Department of Education

Education is a plague that needs to be quickly stomped out, said head officials from the Department of Education this morning. Accor...

Thursday, March 14, 2013

SRC brings dishonour to its clan

The Shadow Rouge Council has shamed both its ancestors and its ninja sensei, says 8th-Dan ninjutsu master and 46-year ninja Takaeda M...

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Matthew de Klerk: Matthew de Klerk is a Rhodes University Journalism and Media Studies graduate and media producer. He has a love of wine and satire, and never lets the truth stand in the way of a good story.

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