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Showing posts with label world. Show all posts
Showing posts with label world. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Perfect solution to crisis “totally misspelt, irrelevant, stupid” say Grammar Nazis

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A well-thought-out and technically viable solution to the issues of socioeconomic inequality, access to education, and world hunger was dec...
Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Oscars prepare to totally screw up film awards once more

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Cinemaphiles and audiences across the world are working up a frenzy of excitement once more, as they prepare themselves for the annual Osca...
Friday, January 1, 2016

Man’s New Year’s resolutions last record-breaking 3.5 hours

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The Guinness Book of World Records has been blown away this morning, after a man’s extensive and detailed list of promises of self-betterme...
Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Kids get through family and togetherness Christmas bullshit in record time

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It was a day of smashed records, after the children of the Henderson family managed to speed through all that family and togetherness crap ...
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Sunday, April 26, 2015

Flier makes it a record-breaking 178m before being binned

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An advertising flier has smashed world records today, after being wilfully carried over 170m before being binned. The astonishing achieveme...
Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Dear Woolworths

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I go to Woolworths. It doesn't end well. Text reads: Dear Woolworths, I am an aspiring novelist. For years now, I have been obses...
Tuesday, January 13, 2015

World taking Apocalypse news surprisingly well

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Global surprise reigns this morning, after people of all ages, religions and creeds are taking the news of the imminent threat of Earth’s t...
Wednesday, December 10, 2014

BREAKING NEWS – TV showing mysterious images

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BREAKING NEWS – 8:17am There is confusion this morning, as journalists and media experts are trying to make sense of a new series of images...
Friday, November 28, 2014

Students are ultimate doomsday preppers - Study

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The Apocalypse no longer means the definite end of days, after a study has found that the majority of university students would “easily su...
Thursday, October 30, 2014

SkyNet attains self-awarness; kills itself

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Tragedy this morning, after military global defence network SkyNet was put online, accidentally attained sentience and self-awareness, and...
Saturday, September 27, 2014

EA celebrates 20th anniversary of releasing the same game

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EA Games – Challenge everything (except the core gameplay mechanics and central ideas) Following the successful launch of their 2014 editi...
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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Blatter and Brazil "won't last, just a fling" - relationship experts

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Relationship experts have extended their warnings and concerns to buxom young bombshell Brazil this morning, saying they believe current fl...
Wednesday, April 16, 2014

SA games devs to release new 'South Africanised' World of Warcraft

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Fans of Blizzard Entertainment's popular frustrating-grind-fest Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) World of Warcraf...
Saturday, April 20, 2013

UN to solve "first-world" problems

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In a press statement early this morning, the African member-states of the United Nations have announced their decision to move focus from ...
Thursday, October 25, 2012

Purple Thursday cures cancer, ends world hunger

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Scientific studies from leading experts have left the world in shock after discovering that Purple Thursday is more than just an excuse to ...
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