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Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Thursday, March 3, 2016

New range of cosmetics guaranteed to hide your repulsive face

You can celebrate without worrying about smile-wrinkles, Ladies: makeup giant L’Oréal has announced a brand-new series of cosmetic product...

Friday, December 18, 2015

Men willing to overlook most women’s flaws, finds dating study

The common perception that men are judgemental partners was shattered today, after a ground-breaking new study found that the majority of m...

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Instagrammer comes to blindly obvious conclusion, quits Instagram

Gut-wrenching feelings of shock and betrayal persist today, after 18-year-old Instagrammer Tay Kasselfey came to the self-evident conclusio...

Monday, March 23, 2015

Dear Axe Deo,

I use Axe. It doesn't drown me in women. I get angry. Text reads: Dear Axe Deodorants, I am very sad to say that I am on the verge...

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

7 Reasons why I despise Promotion Girls (Revisited)

Ever since I posted 7 Reasons why I despise Promotion Girls almost three years ago, it has (much to my chagrin) constantly received pagevie...

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Matthew de Klerk: Matthew de Klerk is a Rhodes University Journalism and Media Studies graduate and media producer. He has a love of wine and satire, and never lets the truth stand in the way of a good story.

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