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Showing posts with label war. Show all posts
Showing posts with label war. Show all posts
Sunday, April 3, 2016

US Army to militarise cellphones

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After years of research and experimentation over why you’re not allowed to have your phone switched on whilst on an aeroplane, the American...
Sunday, February 28, 2016

“I actually had nothing to do with that,” says God

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Speaking on the unending slew of Facebook statuses, tweets and internet posts thanking Him for His Divine assistance in their exam results,...
Tuesday, November 10, 2015

“Growing up, things were just easier and better” misremembers old man

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A wave of nostalgia is sweeping the world today, after a man – who lived through World War 2, Apartheid and the violent civil rights prote...
Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Alumnus pleased to see uni debate “still as divisive, toxic as ever”

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“Some things never change,” says 25-year-old with a smile as she scans the university’s Facebook page Rhodes University alumni are pleased...
Monday, September 21, 2015

Turning topic into race, gender issue “exactly what was needed”

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True progress showed itself on Facebook today, after an innocent, inoffensive status was immediately turned into a racial and gender issue....
Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Iraq, Afghanistan announced US “Humanitarian intervention”

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Citing the extreme violence and riots in Baltimore in the United States of America, leading political figures of Iraq, Iran, and other East...
Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Newspapers don’t publish

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Newstands and paper racks across the world were utterly bare yesterday, after news organisations worldwide failed to publish a single newsp...
Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Football “still definitely newsworthy” – BBC

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It was a resounding victory for journalism today, after football, rugby, cricket, tennis – as well as many other sports codes including but...
Monday, January 5, 2015

Samsung fanboys hit back at gay Apple CEO

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Iphone 6 not the only thing that’s totally bent, says corporate press release. Unsurprising controversy today, after thousands of Samsung ...
Wednesday, December 10, 2014

BREAKING NEWS – TV showing mysterious images

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BREAKING NEWS – 8:17am There is confusion this morning, as journalists and media experts are trying to make sense of a new series of images...
Thursday, October 30, 2014

SkyNet attains self-awarness; kills itself

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Tragedy this morning, after military global defence network SkyNet was put online, accidentally attained sentience and self-awareness, and...
Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Humans “misrepresented” by Hollywood Alien Invasion Movies

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Outrage and protest have swept the movie-going community this morning, after fans who went to watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes , Godzil...
Thursday, October 16, 2014

The top ten most drop-dead sexy dictators of all time

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Let’s face it: when it comes to making the world stop in its tracks, there are just some men whose badboy, counterculture devilish charm, wi...
Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Bob Mugabe land reform finally restores Zimbabwe’s wild places

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It was almost 14 years ago that heroic visionary Robert Mugabe first introduced his incredible and daunting plans to restore Zimbabwe’s eco...