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Showing posts with label science. Show all posts
Showing posts with label science. Show all posts
Sunday, July 3, 2016

“Of course I’ll work for free” says no person ever

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Shock and awe this morning, after literally no one in human history came to you today and agreed that they would work for utterly no pay wh...
Friday, June 24, 2016

Conclusive link found between football and brain damage

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The sporting world has been dealt a scathing blow today, after scientists discovered a definite and causal link between violent contact spo...
Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Scientific link found between aviation ban and cellphones

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The aviation and mobile communications industries are all abuzz today, after scientists found conclusive proof linking cellphone use to aer...
Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Archaeologists discover ancient Greeks had “some pretty fucked up fetishes”

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The archaeological world is stunned today, after a team of scientists unearthed new evidence that proves that the ancient Greeks and Romans ...
Monday, March 28, 2016

Vaccines "also cause stupidity"

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Fear is sweeping the world once more, after a scientific trial has shown conclusive evidence that vaccines cause "extreme stupidity...
Thursday, February 4, 2016

Science and evolution: God’s hidden punishment

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Enough time has passed for the death threats to be considered “low risk”, and so Guest Writer Johan Van Eksteen is back. This time on his b...
Saturday, November 28, 2015

They said I was crazy to try and build a spaceship that runs on toothpaste. They were right

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Pursuing your dreams isn’t easy. As any dreamer, any person who has ever followed that arduous and rocky road to your goals and desires kn...
Monday, September 28, 2015

NASA pledges $100b program to find intelligent life on Earth

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Citing the age-old adage that “you can’t run before you’ve learnt to crawl”, the National Aeronautical Space Agency has today announced the...
Saturday, September 5, 2015

New diet induces rage, irritability in just three days

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Scientists are in awe today, after dieticians revealed a brand new diet that produces deep anger, stress and irritability in record time. ...
Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Shocking new study finds “you’re not even my real dad”

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The scientific community is agog today, after breath-taking new research showed undeniable evidence that “you’re not even my real father”. ...
Friday, June 26, 2015

Study finds something that can’t be easily turned into clickbait

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Confusion abounds today, after a ten-year scientific research program found something that can’t be oversimplified or easily turned into cl...
Saturday, April 11, 2015

Endangered seabirds still best way to clean up oil spills

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The argument over whether artificial and chemical methods of cleaning up large oil spills are any good was put to paid today, after a scien...
Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Scientists discover new species to force into extinction

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The scientific community is all atwitter today, after a small group of intrepid explorers and adventurers working in the Amazon delta discov...
Thursday, November 20, 2014

Star-soul: your horoscopes 2014

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Capricorn - as the months past and your zodiac aligns with the ancient Grecian constellations of yore, you’ll have a birthday, turning ...
Tuesday, November 18, 2014

“Some Races Better Than Others” – Institute of Race Studies

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“We have to face the uncomfortable truth” –Lead Director IIRS Controversy ruled today, after a panel of scientists and researchers at the...
Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Catholic Church rebukes Scientific Community

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Following last month’s discovery by noted astrophysists of cosmic gravitational waves undulating through the fabric of space-time (a discov...