To Muse and Abuse

We’ve all had that teacher who warned us we would never amount to anything unless we applied ourselves, but Billy Edwards - once a young, b...

Citing the rich potential of future employees contained within high schools' halls, fast food chain McDonald’s has today announced that...

The nation is underwhelmed this morning, after a minor mass shooting at a primary school – which left only a meagre 24 children and a mere ...

Courageous jock prevents massive mass-shooting by befriending that fucking weird fedora-wearing dipstick Eugene Falentes. Mourning and hea...

The scientific community is agog today, after breath-taking new research showed undeniable evidence that “you’re not even my real father”. ...

As the gun debate heats up in the United States of America, teachers, principals and students are seeing a huge set of sweeping changes aim...

Bad graffiti and the defacement of public property has long been a stain on our society, but finally the Department of Education is strikin...

Citing his inability to grasp basic concepts that his classmates have already mastered for months now, School Administrators at the Xin-Xu ...

Following what Tiffany said to Jessica this morning at the Bayside High School cafeteria, 17-year-old Britney Wilson has reportedly told the...

A new study co-released by the Ministry of Magic’s Departments of Education and Statistics has shocked the wand-wielding world this morning...

It has been a fantastic day for equal rights, after schools around the world announced their decision to finally ban the overtly racist and...