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Showing posts with label plan. Show all posts

Saturday, September 5, 2015

New diet induces rage, irritability in just three days

Scientists are in awe today, after dieticians revealed a brand new diet that produces deep anger, stress and irritability in record time. ...

Monday, April 20, 2015

ANC unveils bold new “Get Something Right” plan

Following widespread criticism and condemnation of their style of governance and vision for South Africa, the ANC has today issued a powerf...

Monday, October 14, 2013

Plan to destroy planet "well ahead of schedule"

pic: wikimedia commons Bankers, Republicans and users of inefficient wall heaters and canned hairspray are reportedly rejoicing after a ...

Friday, August 3, 2012

Top-secret Olympic success plan revealed by ANC

The ANC's long-awaited plan is finally in the limelight. Following the addition of 3 Gold medals to South Africa's Olympic recor...

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Matthew de Klerk: Matthew de Klerk is a Rhodes University Journalism and Media Studies graduate and media producer. He has a love of wine and satire, and never lets the truth stand in the way of a good story.

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