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Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Saturday, October 1, 2016

Trumps wall plans “a good start but not enough” say world’s leaders

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Speaking at a United Nations conference in Paris, world leaders today embraced Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’s controversial ...
Friday, July 8, 2016

“Fuck you Mugabe” wins landslide Zim election victory

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Zimbabwean elections have been thrown into uproar today, after president of 29 years Robert Gabriel Mugabe was soundly beaten in this year’s...
Wednesday, February 24, 2016

"Dream of free education finally realised” says protester standing in university ruins

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Astounding student victory celebrations light up radioactive crater where university halls and lecture venues once stood Celebrations ar...
Sunday, November 15, 2015

Man in solidarity with French victims apologises for "selfish tweets, statuses"

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Citing criticisms that he “doesn’t give a crap about anyone outside of Paris” following his obligatory “#PrayForParis” tweet and Facebook ...
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Monday, October 12, 2015

School shooting not nearly serious enough to change law, society

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The nation is underwhelmed this morning, after a minor mass shooting at a primary school – which left only a meagre 24 children and a mere ...
Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Newspapers don’t publish

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Newstands and paper racks across the world were utterly bare yesterday, after news organisations worldwide failed to publish a single newsp...
Sunday, January 4, 2015

ISIS launches “most successful recruitment videos yet”

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Following on from previous successful recruitment strategies and PR tactics, fundamentalist Jihadist group ISIS has today announced the lau...
Wednesday, December 10, 2014

BREAKING NEWS – TV showing mysterious images

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BREAKING NEWS – 8:17am There is confusion this morning, as journalists and media experts are trying to make sense of a new series of images...
Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Mass media Christmas comes early

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The global mass media are singing in jubilation today, after a religiously and racially motivated suicide bombing carried out by two interr...
Friday, October 10, 2014

Mega videogame conglomeration announce super AAA game

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BoD 12: UBTRBC-Fp1 is set to be the biggest game since Watch Dogs and Destiny. Following an in-depth study of videogame consumer patter...
Friday, June 20, 2014

Bunch of men kick bag of wind into net between poles

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pic: The Guardian Thousands of people screamed in mixed frustration and celebration last weekend - much like they did in the hundreds of...
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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Blatter and Brazil "won't last, just a fling" - relationship experts

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Relationship experts have extended their warnings and concerns to buxom young bombshell Brazil this morning, saying they believe current fl...
Monday, June 2, 2014

Activision and Call of Duty Lead Creative Director part ways

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Citing "irreconcilable creative differences", videogames development and publishing giant Activision stunned thousands fans of be...
Friday, May 23, 2014

New Rhodes campus newspaper causes stir

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The boring campus news scene got an injection of fresh blood and excitement last week, after a bunch of first years who do journalism kind...
Friday, November 1, 2013

Facebook users concerned over Giraffe takeover

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pic: wikimedia commons Hundreds of Facebook users reportedly clogged up the Facebook Team’s complaints and queries service inbox this m...
Monday, August 26, 2013

Water discovered in gtown pipes

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Forensic experts specialising in the detection of trace elements have found striking new evidence that suggests water might have onc...
Saturday, June 29, 2013

Drone cameraman arrested by Mandela's hospital

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A local South African film maker has been arrested for f lying a helicopter camera outside the hospital where ex-President Nelson Mand...