Pages

▼
Showing posts with label money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label money. Show all posts
Friday, October 14, 2016

We need Free Education now - or we are all screwed

›
The Issue of Free Education has swept like a blaze - both literally and figuratively - across our nation's campuses. Citing the high cos...
Monday, August 15, 2016

Heartbreak "a billion-dollar industry" - Financial Experts

›
Has your significant other just abandoned you and utterly shattered your belief in love? Well don’t worry, because you could be giving the...
Sunday, July 3, 2016

“Of course I’ll work for free” says no person ever

›
Shock and awe this morning, after literally no one in human history came to you today and agreed that they would work for utterly no pay wh...
Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Chinese spy agency awards highest honour to pedantic, finicky management team

›
Local spy agencies are on damage control this morning, after the Chinese secret service awarded China’s highest honour to a group of citize...
Friday, March 11, 2016

10 bits of “mean” job advice from your boss that are actually life lessons in disguise

›
Anyone who has ever had a job knows that bosses can be tough. Demanding. Assertive. Slightly dick-ish. But even in the toughest of times, ...
Friday, January 1, 2016

Man’s New Year’s resolutions last record-breaking 3.5 hours

›
The Guinness Book of World Records has been blown away this morning, after a man’s extensive and detailed list of promises of self-betterme...
Thursday, November 12, 2015

Nkandla is totally justified and necessary

›
Police Minister finds that Zuma does not have to pay back any money for the “security upgrades” to his luxury hotel in KwaZulu Natal Provinc...
Tuesday, November 10, 2015

“Growing up, things were just easier and better” misremembers old man

›
A wave of nostalgia is sweeping the world today, after a man – who lived through World War 2, Apartheid and the violent civil rights prote...
Saturday, November 7, 2015

Student voter torn between best friend, guy with nice poster

›
Uncertainty reigns today, after a student voter is unsure whether to cast his vote for Student President in favour of his best friend, or t...
Sunday, August 2, 2015

Man gives to charity without making elaborate viral video

›
The philanthropic community is in uproar today, after a man reportedly donated a large sum of money to a charity organisation without filmi...
Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Zuma sues everyone in South Africa

›
Delete your statuses and call your lawyer. Following various crises in South Africa, such as the Eskom power crisis, ceaseless allegation...
Friday, April 3, 2015

Immigration - the scourge of the whole world

›
You know what’s ruining this country – no, the entire blerrie world? Immigrants. Guest Writer Johan Van Eksteen tackles this uncomfortable t...
Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Dear Nigerian lawyer overseeing my dead unknown relative's will

›
A kindly lawyer in Benin informs me that my recently-dead uncle has left me millions of dollars. I bite. Text reads: Dear Klerk. I am ...
Sunday, January 11, 2015

TV setting unrealistic standards for our children.

›
The Broadcasting Standards and Complaints Commission of South Africa (BSCCSA) has today issued a scathing indictment of South African digi...
Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Ubisoft announce upcoming release of “actually finished, playable” game

›
Ubisoft is taking a massive U-turn from their established business model, after this morning’s announcement that they’ll be making a game t...
Friday, November 7, 2014

Company to make suicide “less painful, less scary”

›
Ever wanted to end it all, but have been too scared to even try? Well, fear no more, after Endit, Hall and Co. announced their latest plans ...
Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Next Nkandla to be built entirely out of money

›
Following the controversial announcements by Jacob Zuma of another State-funded expensive money-hole to be built next to his existing Stat...