To Muse and Abuse

It’s another giant leap for mankind today, after the National Aeronautical and Space Agency (NASA) and the United States government celebrat...

Shock and awe this morning, after literally no one in human history came to you today and agreed that they would work for utterly no pay wh...

Enough time has passed for the death threats to be considered “low risk”, and so Guest Writer Johan Van Eksteen is back. This time on his b...

Gut-wrenching feelings of shock and betrayal persist today, after 18-year-old Instagrammer Tay Kasselfey came to the self-evident conclusio...

A woman was declared “obviously not attractive” today, after the internet came to a general consensus that her profile picture isn’t foolin...

pic: Flicker.com, Kleinz1 Following yet another April graduation weekend in which thousands of students received their degrees and diplo...

I use Axe. It doesn't drown me in women. I get angry. Text reads: Dear Axe Deodorants, I am very sad to say that I am on the verge...

Valentiners are bracing themselves earlier than expected this year, after reports have shown their “whining, self-righteous moaning idiot fr...

Hundreds of terrified white people accidentally ran into their panic rooms this afternoon, after a link on social media site Twitter ann...