To Muse and Abuse

The common perception that men are judgemental partners was shattered today, after a ground-breaking new study found that the majority of m...

Gut-wrenching feelings of shock and betrayal persist today, after 18-year-old Instagrammer Tay Kasselfey came to the self-evident conclusio...

A woman was declared “obviously not attractive” today, after the internet came to a general consensus that her profile picture isn’t foolin...

I use Axe. It doesn't drown me in women. I get angry. Text reads: Dear Axe Deodorants, I am very sad to say that I am on the verge...

Thousands of anxious Americans packed the streets across the state capital this morning in an act of widespread protest against hard-ball d...

Confusion and disappointment abounded today, after local man Andrew Chekdat announced that despite spending thousands of Rands on Axe and ...

pic:impathilm Pichost.me Today was a bad day for 23-year-old part-time waitress and student Jessica Heiders, after the Court of Public O...

A local area man is reportedly at the end of his tether today, after he told reporters that Jessica Heiders, 23, who still hasn’t slept wit...

Following hours of late-night tossing and turning, restless consternation and agonising weighing up of pros and cons, local man Jeremy Thimb...

Following the recent controversy surrounding an article published by the University of Capetown’s Varsity newspaper (which was tota...