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Showing posts with label health. Show all posts
Showing posts with label health. Show all posts
Monday, March 28, 2016

Vaccines "also cause stupidity"

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Fear is sweeping the world once more, after a scientific trial has shown conclusive evidence that vaccines cause "extreme stupidity...
Thursday, March 17, 2016

Cancer caused by "that small pleasure you have" - study

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The health community has brought about controversy this morning, after a lengthy study irrefutably showed that the vast majority of cancers ...
Thursday, February 18, 2016

New Medical Aid scheme to cover cost of dying in crowded public hospital waiting room

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Citizens are in grand-mal seizures of joy this morning, after medical insurance companies announced a partnership aimed at providing “comp...
Friday, January 1, 2016

Man’s New Year’s resolutions last record-breaking 3.5 hours

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The Guinness Book of World Records has been blown away this morning, after a man’s extensive and detailed list of promises of self-betterme...
Saturday, September 5, 2015

New diet induces rage, irritability in just three days

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Scientists are in awe today, after dieticians revealed a brand new diet that produces deep anger, stress and irritability in record time. ...
Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Ban unhealthy smoking in bars, say disgruntled alcoholics

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A countrywide ban on smoking in bars is now a distinct possibility, after the binge-drinking community came together a unanimous front aime...
Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Longevity, healthy lifestyle potentially fatal – study

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The news got scarier and the world a considerably more bleak, depressing place to live this morning, after doctors working in conjunction w...
Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Millions of Americans groan as Obama wins second term

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Obama is set to ruin America a second time around. The United States of America let out a collective groan of disappointment as Barack O...