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Showing posts with label gym. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gym. Show all posts
Friday, January 1, 2016

Man’s New Year’s resolutions last record-breaking 3.5 hours

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The Guinness Book of World Records has been blown away this morning, after a man’s extensive and detailed list of promises of self-betterme...
Saturday, July 18, 2015

Local bouncer douche to get GP licence plate tattoo

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Citing fears that people can’t immediately tell he’s an gigantic arsehole, local area bouncer and gym squat rack hogger Blake “Bee-rad” Bra...
Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Stupid bitch’s New Year’s resolutions somehow still on track

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As the world clings to the final wisps of those vaguely worded December 31st promises it made to itself to live a better, healthier, more l...
Monday, June 2, 2014

Ghey, 23, hospitalised after accidentally gymming legs

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A Pretoria-based Boksburg man has been rushed to the Intensive Care Unit of the Netcare Pretoria East Hospital today, after accidentally w...
Friday, May 30, 2014

"I'm actually a total pussy" admits man in Tap Out shirt

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Following increasing feelings of guilt and shame, Johannesburg resident, Blue Bulls fan and training supplement addict Johannes Berger admit...
Friday, May 23, 2014

Ghey boet increasingly unsure what to call his chinas

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'Cos bro don' go no mo' A Johannesburg man has today expressed his growing dismay to local reporters, saying that he just do...
Tuesday, May 13, 2014

“No idea what I’m doing” admits man in gym

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Fans of repeatedly picking up metal sticks with heavy things on either side while listening to terrible Katy Perry mixes were frankly unsurp...
Thursday, February 28, 2013

Rhodes Gym secrets finally uncovered

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After years of being shrouded in mystery, the secrets of correct and effective gymming at the Rhodes University Gym have been thrust in...
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