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Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts

Friday, January 1, 2016

Man’s New Year’s resolutions last record-breaking 3.5 hours

The Guinness Book of World Records has been blown away this morning, after a man’s extensive and detailed list of promises of self-betterme...

Monday, February 2, 2015

Valentiners bracing for “their lonely friend’s bullshit”

Valentiners are bracing themselves earlier than expected this year, after reports have shown their “whining, self-righteous moaning idiot fr...

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Girl no longer hot enough to jump queue, get her essays done by someone else

pic:impathilm Pichost.me Today was a bad day for 23-year-old part-time waitress and student Jessica Heiders, after the Court of Public O...

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Bigot girlfriend “definitely too hot” to dump

Following hours of late-night tossing and turning, restless consternation and agonising weighing up of pros and cons, local man Jeremy Thimb...

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Matthew de Klerk: Matthew de Klerk is a Rhodes University Journalism and Media Studies graduate and media producer. He has a love of wine and satire, and never lets the truth stand in the way of a good story.

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