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Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Friday, June 24, 2016

Conclusive link found between football and brain damage

The sporting world has been dealt a scathing blow today, after scientists discovered a definite and causal link between violent contact spo...

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Hero teen saves school from disaster

Courageous jock prevents massive mass-shooting by befriending that fucking weird fedora-wearing dipstick Eugene Falentes. Mourning and hea...

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Football “still definitely newsworthy” – BBC

It was a resounding victory for journalism today, after football, rugby, cricket, tennis – as well as many other sports codes including but...

Monday, September 15, 2014

Football fans don’t blame referee

It was first for the history books today, after thousands of Manchester United and Arsenal fans agreed that last night’s game was “totally ...

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

God personally awards ManU with win over Arsenal

Thousands of Manchester United fans took to the streets in celebration last weekend, after God took time out of his busy schedule of ignori...

Friday, June 20, 2014

Bunch of men kick bag of wind into net between poles

pic: The Guardian Thousands of people screamed in mixed frustration and celebration last weekend - much like they did in the hundreds of...

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Matthew de Klerk: Matthew de Klerk is a Rhodes University Journalism and Media Studies graduate and media producer. He has a love of wine and satire, and never lets the truth stand in the way of a good story.

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