To Muse and Abuse

Fear is sweeping the world once more, after a scientific trial has shown conclusive evidence that vaccines cause "extreme stupidity...

"It sucks, but hey, at least we finally have something to justify our bigotry." - Trump supporter. An area man has today welcomed...

The health community has brought about controversy this morning, after a lengthy study irrefutably showed that the vast majority of cancers ...

Speaking on the unending slew of Facebook statuses, tweets and internet posts thanking Him for His Divine assistance in their exam results,...

Citizens are in grand-mal seizures of joy this morning, after medical insurance companies announced a partnership aimed at providing “comp...

Enough time has passed for the death threats to be considered “low risk”, and so Guest Writer Johan Van Eksteen is back. This time on his b...

It’s a great day for education and philosophy, after publishing giant McMillin Publishing announced long-awaited plans to adapt several wor...

Citing criticisms that he “doesn’t give a crap about anyone outside of Paris” following his obligatory “#PrayForParis” tweet and Facebook ...

A wave of nostalgia is sweeping the world today, after a man – who lived through World War 2, Apartheid and the violent civil rights prote...

A local man is being hailed as a true hero this morning, after bravely capturing cellphone video footage of another man saving a child’s li...

Newstands and paper racks across the world were utterly bare yesterday, after news organisations worldwide failed to publish a single newsp...

The life’s work of painter, artist, novelist and poet Edward Rosterford is being hailed as “irrefutable genius” this week, following his dea...

Global surprise reigns this morning, after people of all ages, religions and creeds are taking the news of the imminent threat of Earth’s t...

The Apocalypse no longer means the definite end of days, after a study has found that the majority of university students would “easily su...

The global mass media are singing in jubilation today, after a religiously and racially motivated suicide bombing carried out by two interr...

A shocking report has surfaced from the International Wildlife Management, with lead researchers now saying there is an “overwhelming body o...

The people of South Africa are in a state of a profound loss and deep mourning this morning, after the sad loss of psychopath, schitzophre...

The internet – and indeed the world – is a disgusting, horrifying place. Every day, everywhere, there are acts that are being carried out t...

Outrage and protest have swept the movie-going community this morning, after fans who went to watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes , Godzil...

Citing their gross factual inaccuracies, naively unrealistic narratives and horridly misrepresented depictions of historical record, world-...