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Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts
Friday, January 1, 2016

Man’s New Year’s resolutions last record-breaking 3.5 hours

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The Guinness Book of World Records has been blown away this morning, after a man’s extensive and detailed list of promises of self-betterme...
Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Instagrammer comes to blindly obvious conclusion, quits Instagram

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Gut-wrenching feelings of shock and betrayal persist today, after 18-year-old Instagrammer Tay Kasselfey came to the self-evident conclusio...
Saturday, September 5, 2015

New diet induces rage, irritability in just three days

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Scientists are in awe today, after dieticians revealed a brand new diet that produces deep anger, stress and irritability in record time. ...
Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Stupid bitch’s New Year’s resolutions somehow still on track

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As the world clings to the final wisps of those vaguely worded December 31st promises it made to itself to live a better, healthier, more l...
Saturday, December 6, 2014

Cosmopolitan mag releases shallowest edition yet

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A majority-male media ownership cabal expressed its unhesitating and unequivocal delight today, after women’s magazine giant Cosmopolitan r...
Monday, June 2, 2014

Ghey, 23, hospitalised after accidentally gymming legs

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A Pretoria-based Boksburg man has been rushed to the Intensive Care Unit of the Netcare Pretoria East Hospital today, after accidentally w...
Tuesday, May 13, 2014

“No idea what I’m doing” admits man in gym

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Fans of repeatedly picking up metal sticks with heavy things on either side while listening to terrible Katy Perry mixes were frankly unsurp...