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Showing posts with label President. Show all posts
Showing posts with label President. Show all posts
Friday, July 8, 2016

“Fuck you Mugabe” wins landslide Zim election victory

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Zimbabwean elections have been thrown into uproar today, after president of 29 years Robert Gabriel Mugabe was soundly beaten in this year’s...
Friday, May 20, 2016

Parliament nears resolution on crucial “which superpower is the best” debate

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Weeks of arguments and rhetoric are going to pay off today, after MPs and parliamentarians announced that they are on the brink of reaching...
Thursday, April 14, 2016

“My vote doesn’t even matter” say 21 million non-voters

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Expressing their belief that ballot-driven democracy is hopelessly flawed and that their one vote wouldn’t change a single thing, 21 millio...
Wednesday, March 23, 2016

US Presidential elections - the wackiest race of all

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Trump supporters welcome latest terror attack

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"It sucks, but hey, at least we finally have something to justify our bigotry." - Trump supporter. An area man has today welcomed...
Thursday, November 19, 2015

Vladimir Putin announces candidacy for United States Presidency

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Russian Federation President’s 2016 USA campaign promises that he’ll be “Putin you first” American voters have been left reeling today, af...
Saturday, November 7, 2015

Student voter torn between best friend, guy with nice poster

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Uncertainty reigns today, after a student voter is unsure whether to cast his vote for Student President in favour of his best friend, or t...
Friday, November 28, 2014

Students are ultimate doomsday preppers - Study

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The Apocalypse no longer means the definite end of days, after a study has found that the majority of university students would “easily su...
Thursday, November 6, 2014

Nation mourns loss of Insane Gunman, 34

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The people of South Africa are in a state of a profound loss and deep mourning this morning, after the sad loss of psychopath, schitzophre...
Thursday, June 12, 2014

I didn’t want third term – Zuma

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A contrite and sheepish Zuma shocked reporters at a press conference, after he admitted that his whole first two terms in government were an...
Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Next Nkandla to be built entirely out of money

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Following the controversial announcements by Jacob Zuma of another State-funded expensive money-hole to be built next to his existing Stat...
Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Julius Malema actually a black Jesus

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Thousand of South Africans and millions of Christians around the world wept for joy this evening, after revelations affirming the age-old pr...
Thursday, May 8, 2014

"Taking selfie with stolen ballots also illegal" - ANC

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Following much electoral controversy across the country yesterday as millions lined up to cast their vote (after the Independent Electoral ...
Friday, October 11, 2013

Man with braai tongs delivers State of The Nation address

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pic: wikimedia commons Huge crowds of South Africa citizens gathered at Number 18 Chester Street in Johannesburg yesterday evening, ...
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Monday, August 26, 2013

SRC election to be decided in dance-off

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In a sudden turn of events this morning the Rhodes Student Representative Council shocked the sometimes-voting student body by announcing ...
Friday, July 26, 2013

SRC to not reach quorum faster than ever

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In a move designed to not reach quorum faster than ever before, the Student Representative Council of Rhodes University has decided to rei...
Thursday, March 14, 2013

SRC brings dishonour to its clan

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The Shadow Rouge Council has shamed both its ancestors and its ninja sensei, says 8th-Dan ninjutsu master and 46-year ninja Takaeda M...