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Monday, March 28, 2016

Vaccines "also cause stupidity"

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Fear is sweeping the world once more, after a scientific trial has shown conclusive evidence that vaccines cause "extreme stupidity...
Wednesday, March 23, 2016

US Presidential elections - the wackiest race of all

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Trump supporters welcome latest terror attack

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"It sucks, but hey, at least we finally have something to justify our bigotry." - Trump supporter. An area man has today welcomed...
Monday, March 21, 2016

Scientists on brink of finding autism vaccine

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We are on the edge of a better tomorrow – or so say scientists from the National Centre For Disease Control. Virologist and bacteriologists...
Thursday, March 17, 2016

Cancer caused by "that small pleasure you have" - study

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The health community has brought about controversy this morning, after a lengthy study irrefutably showed that the vast majority of cancers ...
Monday, March 14, 2016

Study finds Asian child bones may save the rhinos

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The medical research community is celebrating today, after conservation experts discovered a scientific breakthrough that could potentially...
Friday, March 11, 2016

10 bits of “mean” job advice from your boss that are actually life lessons in disguise

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Anyone who has ever had a job knows that bosses can be tough. Demanding. Assertive. Slightly dick-ish. But even in the toughest of times, ...
Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Perfect solution to crisis “totally misspelt, irrelevant, stupid” say Grammar Nazis

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A well-thought-out and technically viable solution to the issues of socioeconomic inequality, access to education, and world hunger was dec...
Thursday, March 3, 2016

New range of cosmetics guaranteed to hide your repulsive face

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You can celebrate without worrying about smile-wrinkles, Ladies: makeup giant L’Oréal has announced a brand-new series of cosmetic product...
Sunday, February 28, 2016

“I actually had nothing to do with that,” says God

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Speaking on the unending slew of Facebook statuses, tweets and internet posts thanking Him for His Divine assistance in their exam results,...